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Snake Botox

For  the low low price of  $450, you, too, can score some deadly venom for your own anti-aging needs.

Really folks!

Not really down with smearing cobra spit on your visage? Sonya Dakar’s brilliant Skincare Ultraluxe-9 Age Control Complex uses a synthetic agent called “synake,” which replicates the effects of actual snake venom by temporarily inhibiting muscle activity, smoothing and preventing wrinkles. Dakar’s version does the trick without the ick factor or the assault on your wallet.

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